This is for the ladies. If you’re a lady on the dating scene wanting to read fun information about why most men think you’re making the wrong choice of men at the right time, here we go. The right time is when someone’s decision of choice matters the most. In heterosexual relations, the woman consents to be in the relationship, has sex with the person, agrees to the marriage, or carries a pregnancy to term. Having such immense power, her decision means a lot. For example, women can cause gene extinction by simply rejecting a man sexually. This piece underlines some alternatives unrestricted to most ladies today.
Ranks 8, 9, or 10 out of 10 on men’s physical attraction scale, but is full of shit.
According to Men’s Health, citing The Cut, Chad refers to a sexually active alpha male who sleeps with most women on the dating scene simply because of his superior looks, confidence, and physical ability. What is unique about Chads is that they sleep with ninety percent of the women they want and rarely settle down with them or marry them. This brings us to the second meaning of a Chad, which Urban Dictionary describes as “the sticky deposit between the scrotum and the ass.” Therefore, Chad refers to a man who ranks 8, 9, or 10 out of 10 on men’s physical attraction scale but is full of shit.
Regarding a lady’s romantic choice, there are only two: the “Right Man” and the “Wrong Man.” It is my opinion that these choices break down into various categories. Heterosexual men are visual and logical creatures. A pretty face, clear skin, sweet smell, and feminine curves will do the trick. Add a cooperative demeanor, lovely hair, cute hands/feet, perky boobs, a delicate voice, and an excellent reputation to this equation, and most men won’t stop texting. Sooner or later, one of them will pop that big question. Will you cook my chimichangas? What does this mean? There are only three types of Mr. Right.
I describe them as the Traditional Mr. Right, the Secular Mr. Right, and the Hybrid Mr. Right. The Traditional Mr. Right is old-fashioned. This is your classic man’s man. He’s interested in religion, tradition, and culture. You’ll find him deep behind conservative lines, looking earnestly for a stay-at-home wife. Oh, the dreaded gender roles. He’s a true patriarch. The Secular Mr. Right is on the liberal side of the spectrum. He’s either agnostic or skeptical about religion, considers traditions obsolete, and supports the creation of a new modern culture in which all classic norms are updated. This is your 50-50 guy.
These three kinds of Mr. Right can be found in every race.
Some are also religious, but they often reinterpret the scripture to omit the more hardline doctrines so people can leave them in peace. Hybrid Mr. Right is another ordinary man to a similar degree, but he also holds some worldly views. For example, he believes in religion and is semi-religious but engages in premarital sex. Yet, he has no clear time frame for whether or when he will marry the woman. This Mr. Right will do the right thing after a long period of procrastination. He’s on the verge of being Chad. Mr. Secular and Mr. Hybrid shy away from their role as a patriarch and don’t care about gender roles.
Women will find these three kinds of Mr. Right in every race. There is the Indian Mr. Right, the Asian Mr. Right, the White Mr. Right, the Black Mr. Right, Hispanic Mr. Right, Aboriginal Mr. Right. You name the race, and he’s there! All three kinds of Mr. Right are good men, perfect for the woman who matches them. They are educated, have a decent income, dress and behave responsibly, are faithful, romantic, horny, and have a reliable moral compass with little or no double standards. Mr. Right follows the blueprint to the letter. They’re sensitive, attentive, and honest, hence their weakness with modern women.
Ladies, many Mr. Right men are already married or in a committed monogamous relationship that is moving toward marriage. The best among these men only stay single for a short time. Moreover, you may not choose them anyway. Many ladies can find the rest simping heavily on your social media pages, wasting away in their friend zone and unattended inboxes/DMs. The ones who have the gull to approach you physically, you immediately reject and ignore them afterward. That’s why we will spend less energy discussing Mr. Right in this entry. We will focus on Chad, your turn-up Charlie because he’s the one!
There are only three kinds of Mr. Right, but hundreds of Chad categories exist.
Chad makes your blood boil and keeps you up at night. Can you stop missing him, even as this guy makes you cry frequently? You give up everything you do to deliver hot and fresh pussy as soon as he calls or texts. You bring side orders like emergency cash or co-sign for his business loan while dolled up wearing his favorite lingerie. Women are his fiancé or baby mom, but never his wife. More often than not, though, you’re happy to spend a decade or two as his mistress or fuckbuddy. Hell, you might start as his fuck buddy, turn into a side chick and become his baby mama before your 30th birthday.
Somehow, Chad always becomes single again. He will wash, rinse and repeat with the next woman just as he did with you. I would call him Pookie or Ray Ray, or Raw Dawg Charlie. He’s Mr. Right Now! This guy is your sweet, adorable Chad—the love of your life. There are many kinds of that. There are only three kinds of Mr. Right, but hundreds of Chad categories exist. That is what I’m going to try to explore. This article was inspired by Ashley Ladlie’s “6 Guys Who’ll Try to Sex You in the Virgin Islands.” Check out the types of Chad or Pookie that will be sexing you like a sex machine this summer. You won’t get enough!*